Phantoms of the OR: Premium surgeons always rise to the occasion

During our recent COVID quarantine time, I had the pleasure of rewatching the famous 1986 musical The Phantom of the Opera, music/lyrics/book by Andrew Lloyd Weber, Charles Hart and Richard Stilgoe.
Based on the 1910 French novel by Gaston Leroux, the central plot revolves around a beautiful soprano, Christine DaaƩ, who becomes the obsession of a mysterious, disfigured musical genius living in the subterranean labyrinth beneath the Paris Opera House. Not that premium surgeons become obsessed with our patients in the operating room, but we actually are obsessed with using the best