They said it would never happen. We would never see it in our lifetimes. It was a dream held by millions, but sadly, naught but a pipe dream.
The Cubs winning the World Series? In comparison, that was a veritable lock. The Cincinnati Bungles, er, Bengals in the Super Bowl? As much of a sure thing as butterfly poop in Capistrano. This was as unlikely as seeing elephants fly. Well, let that murder of crows sing out loud. Godot is standing at the front desk of your office, and now he is waiting for you. Call your travel agent because it is officially this year in Jerusalem.
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